Johan And Nick Dot Com

Dear readers,

Nick Klinger in da (figurative) house! How you krazy kats doing? I’m writing with some good news and bad news. Let’s get the bad news out of the way first: my partner John Carroll is leaving Major bummer, right? Makes you want to cry a river. We’re all going to miss JC.

Now I’m sure you’re wondering: what’s happening to the site? Carroll ünd Klinger at isn’t going to work without the Carroll and the John. And you’re right: it wouldn’t. is dead. Carroll ünd Klinger is gone forever.

But the spirit of the site remains. I’m thrilled to welcome former Major League Baseball pitcher Johan Santana to our team. As you may know, Johan is a four-time All-Star and two-time Cy Young Award winner. But what you may not know: this dude is downright hilarious. Johan’s like the lovechild of Paula Poundstone and Vince Vaughn. With all due respect to John, Johan makes me laugh ten times harder than John ever did. That’s just a scientific fact.

From now on, our new comedy web site will be called Klinger y Santana.  You can visit us at Our first piece is now live. It’s called “Aren’t Cars Weird?”  You can view it by clicking here.

Klinger out.