Abandoned Ad Campaign

A few months ago, a tech company (whose name we’re legally forbidden to mention) hired us to mock up some advertisements for a future campaign. They eventually opted not to run the ads, so we thought we’d post them here on our web site. We hope you like ‘em!

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How To Become A Facebook Ninja!

There’s no better way to manage your personal brand on Facebook than through your profile picture. As the old Chinese proverb says, “Your Facebook avatar is a window to your soul.” With that in mind, we’re gonna show you how to manage your profile picture and cover photo in a way that makes your Facebook page relevant, timely and fun.

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Are You Funny, Inc.

“Am I funny?” It’s a question that has plagued humanity across generations. Whether your jokes begin with “Knock, Knock” or “Jon Bon Jovi, Eric Roberts and John McCain walk into a bar,” you’ve surely wondered whether those laughs you’re getting are real or fake.

Finally, someone is here to help.

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John Carroll and Nick Klinger are proud to announce the launch of Are You Funny, Incorporated. The goal of Are You Funny, Inc. is a simple but important one: we aim to tell people whether they’re funny or not.

To provide these answers to our clients, we have developed the ground-breaking software Giggle Chrome, which processes joke and laugh data in a way that provides us with cutting-edge analysis of whether or not someone is funny.

We know what you’re thinking: why should you take our words for it?  We’re just two modest guys who run one of the funniest and most popular comedy sites on the web. Well, you don’t have to take our word for it. Just listen to what some of our initial clients have to say:

“What’s the deal with Are You Funny, Inc.? Well, the deal is that they’re amazing!” — Jerry Seinfeld*

“I’ve always been insecure about my humor, and the guys at Are You Funny, Inc. have just made me feel so much better about my comedy. It’s really improved my career.” — Larry David**

“I don’t know where I’d be without Are You Funny, Inc. They’re the best, and I’m thrilled they took me on as a client.” — Victoria Jackson***

Are you convinced by now? You should be! There’s simply no better way to achieve synergy between your jokes, your joke-receiving audience and your soul than by working with the team at Are You Funny, Incorporated. Before you know it, you’ll be the one serving up a big bowl of comedy stew.

Stop making people laugh at you. We’ll laugh with you, as we make others laugh at your jokes. That’s our saying. That’s our lifestyle. That’s our job. Are you funny? Not until you work with us, Jack.

Call us today at (215) 639-2102 and ask us the magic question: “Am I funny?”

Are You Funny, Incorporated has taken all reasonable care in producing and publishing the information contained in this post. Material in this post may still contain technical or other inaccuracies, omissions, or typographical errors, for which Are You Funny, Incorporated assumes no responsibility. Are You Funny, Incorporated does not warrant or make any representations regarding the use, validity, accuracy, completeness or reliability of any claims, statements or information in this post. Under no circumstances, including, but not limited to, negligence, shall Are You Funny, Incorporated be liable for any direct, indirect, special, incidental, consequential, or other damages, including but not limited to, loss of laughs, loss of jokes, loss of use of joke books or other joke encyclopedias, or loss of comic timing, whether or not advised of the possibility of damage, arising from your use, or inability to use, the services of Are You Funny, Incorporated. Our services are not a substitute for independent joke advice before making any comedic decisions

* Jerome Seinfeld of Huntsville, AL; not affiliated with Jerry Seinfeld of Bee Movie.
** Larry David of Salem, MA; not affiliated with Larry David of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
*** Victoria Jackson of SNL and Fox News; she’s really nice, and not as crazy in-person!

The Adam Levine Collection

As many of you know, we here at Carroll und Klinger have a PASSION for FASHION. And let us tell you, there’s nothing the fashion world is talking about more than the new Adam Levine Collection at K-Mart. Finally, there are fashionable yet affordable clothing options available for men — and you can pick them up while buying your son a WWE Brawlin’ Buddy or buying your daughter some hair ties.

With that in mind, let’s take a look at some of our favorite pieces in Levine’s new collection:

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This long-sleeve henley t-shirt will be all the rage at MLK parties in 2014. The shirt says, “It’s cold outside, baby. But Spring is just around the bend, baby. Yeah, I said baby twice.” Available exclusively in maroon.

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