Let’s Get Social

Social-Network-Stock-Photo“The Breakfast Menu” is coming soon.

Today, though, we’re happy to announce that thanks to the connections made through our investor, Devin Chopin, “The Breakfast Menu” will now also be a social network. In other words, you’ll get all of the same great comedy we’ve been planning for this revolutionary piece of art … with the ability to chat and share content with your friends. It’s like comments, but better! It’s like Facebook plus MySpace plus Google+ … but better!

Back soon with more to satiate your hunger.

Chomp chomp,
John & Nick

PREVIOUSLY: We’ve Found Our Investor

Swing and a Miss

Don’t let our previous posts fool you. Online dating is no easy task. Old Man may have had some success, but he’s also had plenty of failure.

For example, some women simply never reply to his friendly offerings:





Old Man figured his messages were too short. So he began to expand:

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And he always remembered to follow-up:



And, in his most desperate times, he was blunt and honest:

More on this last conversation in a future update!

We’ve Found Our Investor

Black LogoBlack and white, black and white! Mighty zebras, fight fight fight! Stand together, dominate. Mighty zebras, O-B-GREAT!

What’s got us so proud of O’Brien University this morning? Well, we’ve found our investor — Devin Chopin, a Mighty Zebra from OBU’s Class of 2002.

Devin’s a big fan of the site, having followed our growth through the various updates we’ve submitted to the OBU newsletter. Given our mutual love of comedy and our alma mater, his cash and our brains were a natural match.

Most importantly, though, Devin sees the vision behind “The Breakfast Menu.” He’s on-board for what we’re planning, and giving us his full support. He’s allowing us full creative control, and won’t be providing any editorial input. “The Breakfast Menu” that debuts on this site is the same one we announced back on June 3rd.

We’re thrilled to serve you this exceptional dish. Open your mouths and get ready.

Wag those tongues,
John & Nick

PREVIOUSLY: Update on “The Breakfast Menu”