As it turns out, Johnny Omelette is not a real person. He’s a creation of our old buddy Fat Dom. We typically love Dominic’s skewed sense of humor, but this definitely stepped over the line.
What does this mean for “The Breakfast Menu”? We’re putting it into permanent hibernation. Sure, we could ditch the social network component and debut a fetching piece of comedy that would grab the attention of the world’s Judd Apatows and Dane Cooks. But that wouldn’t be fair to the folks out there who view our posts as promises. We’re not going to deliver a crippled experience. We simply won’t deliver any experience at all.
That way, no one gets hurt.
Thanks for everyone’s love, support and attention these past few months. It’s been one wild ride.
Finally, if anyone would like to buy the domain TheBreakfastMenu.com, please contact us with an offer.
You got chocolate in our peanut butter,
John & Nick
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