by Nick Klinger and Johan Santana
Cars: they’re pretty weird.
Like, how do they move? What’s an engine? Oil changes, am I right? What does a muffler do anyways?
It reminds me of this time I was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I was headed to PNC Park. I asked my limo driver: you know how this thing works? And he said: don’t ask me, I just drive it.
We laughed for hours.