Aren’t Cars Weird?


by Nick Klinger and Johan Santana

Cars: they’re pretty weird.

Like, how do they move? What’s an engine? Oil changes, am I right? What does a muffler do anyways?

It reminds me of this time I was in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. I was headed to PNC Park. I asked my limo driver: you know how this thing works? And he said: don’t ask me, I just drive it.

We laughed for hours.

The end.