Don’t let our previous posts fool you. Online dating is no easy task. Old Man may have had some success, but he’s also had plenty of failure.
For example, some women simply never reply to his friendly offerings:
Old Man figured his messages were too short. So he began to expand:
And he always remembered to follow-up:
And, in his most desperate times, he was blunt and honest:
More on this last conversation in a future update!
Our puppet friend Old Man recently joined Tinder. Here is his chat with his first match on the app:
It’s been a month now and she hasn’t answered. Sorry, Old.
We don’t know.
But we intend to find out.