We’ve been inundated with former sponsors and associates who want to advertise here on the site during Super Bowl week. We do huge traffic this time of year. Since we can’t choose just one, here are a bunch of great deals available to you this weekend:
You can’t make dips for The Big Game without some fine herbs! Come on down and get a 10% discount when you shout the word “TOUCHDOWN” at checkout!
ACTORS, MODELS & TALENT FOR SATAN
During The Big Game, we’ll be running our “The Big Game Headshots” promotion. All headshots taken between opening and final whistle are 50% off! Jesus Christ! Whatta deal!
The Romer, PA Assests Management Department will be liquidating all assets from Drinky Poo’s between 4 and 6 pm on Sunday. Must haul away all items purchased. Please contact City Hall for more details.
THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR PEE TROUGHS
IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO HAVE A PEE TROUGH INSTALLED BEFORE THE BIG GAME. CALL ASAP FOR DETAILS. ALSO HAVE GREAT DEALS ON ICE!!!!
THE GREATER ASSOCIATION FOR KANSAS TOURISM
Kansas is beautiful this time of year. Once you’re done watching The Big Game, go book The Big Vacation. Your family will thank you for it. Wichita is calling. Answer.
RIZZOLI SCHOOL FOR THE HEALING ARTS
Stressed out about The Big Game? Come in for a fresh eyeball leeching this weekend! If you wear a football jersey, we’ll give you 15% off your total!
We’re thrilled to announce that we’re clearing out the library this weekend. No students will be admitted for academic purposes, beginning Friday at 5 pm. On Sunday, we’ll be showing THE BIG GAME on our brand new 98-inch television! Free Taco Bell Volcano Tacos to the first 50 students in line.
The Big Game. Turn It On.