Coming Soon!

BigNews“The Breakfast Menu” makes its triumphant debut NEXT WEEK!

Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your hash browns.

Chris Rock ain’t got nothin’ on this.

Your buffet of comedy,
John & Nick

PREVIOUSLY: Further Apologies!

Further Apologies!

constructionThere’s no sugar coating our disappointment. “The Breakfast Menu” will not be debuting today. In fact, we’re done setting a timetable for its premiere. By doing so, we’re only giving false expectations to our readers, and that’s not fair to you.

“The Breakfast Menu” is a one-of-a-kind comedy piece, and, as such, it has truly unique demands that cannot be properly explained here without spoiling the entire concept. “The Breakfast Menu” is more than just a post; it’s an experience. And our experience currently needs a bit more attention before we pull back the curtain.

We promise we’ll have an update for you relatively soon. This is not a project we will delay until 2016. You’ll see it this year. And it’s going to rock your socks off.

Appetizingly yours,
John & Nick

PREVIOUSLY: Apologies!


tb-technical-difficultiesWe’d like to start off by apologizing to any reader visiting this site and expecting the launch of “The Breakfast Menu.” The good news is that the project is still very much alive, and certainly set to shake up the comedy world. Unfortunately, such a shake-up won’t occur today.

We’ve had to delay the project by two weeks due to some unforeseen technical difficulties. While this is both incredibly disappointing and upsetting, it’s also an opportunity to make this project as good as we want it to be.

In short, any disappointment you feel today will be stripped away tenfold when we debut “The Breakfast Menu” on June 24 at 11 am. Get your spoons out, folks.

Yummy in your tummy,
John & Nick

PREVIOUSLY: Announcing “The Breakfast Menu”

Announcing “The Breakfast Menu”

22520129_lWe’re excited to announce a new project set to debut next week. It’s called “The Breakfast Menu.” We don’t want to spoil it too much, but let’s just say it’s the most ambitious, provocative and startling project that will ever appear on this web site.

We’ll leave words like “legendary” and “game-changing” to our readers and critics, but this is a potentially legendary and game-changing project.

“The Breakfast Menu” launches on June 10th at 11 am. Get your forks and knives ready!

Bon appétit,
John & Nick