OBU.education

We’re proud — as both alumni and web designers — to announce that O’Brien University has a new web site!

obusite

The re-launch occurred this morning. We’re so happy for everyone at our alma mater, and honored that they asked us to help them build this.

Enjoy! And fight on, you mighty Zebras!

Advertisements

OBU Alumni Pride

We’re thrilled to be featured in the latest edition of The Examiner, O’Brien University’s alumni newsletter. We’re also incredibly proud of all of the great work being done by our peers across the world!

OBUExaminer

Download PDF

Fight on, Zebras! Fight on!

The John & Nick Circular

TheBigGameWe’ve been inundated with former sponsors and associates who want to advertise here on the site during Super Bowl week. We do huge traffic this time of year. Since we can’t choose just one, here are a bunch of great deals available to you this weekend:

HERB TOWN
You can’t make dips for The Big Game without some fine herbs! Come on down and get a 10% discount when you shout the word “TOUCHDOWN” at checkout!

ACTORS, MODELS & TALENT FOR SATAN
During The Big Game, we’ll be running our “The Big Game Headshots” promotion. All headshots taken between opening and final whistle are 50% off! Jesus Christ! Whatta deal!

DRINKY POO’S
The Romer, PA Assests Management Department will be liquidating all assets from Drinky Poo’s between 4 and 6 pm on Sunday. Must haul away all items purchased. Please contact City Hall for more details.

THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION FOR PEE TROUGHS
IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO HAVE A PEE TROUGH INSTALLED BEFORE THE BIG GAME. CALL ASAP FOR DETAILS. ALSO HAVE GREAT DEALS ON ICE!!!!

THE GREATER ASSOCIATION FOR KANSAS TOURISM
Kansas is beautiful this time of year. Once you’re done watching The Big Game, go book The Big Vacation. Your family will thank you for it. Wichita is calling. Answer.

RIZZOLI SCHOOL FOR THE HEALING ARTS
Stressed out about The Big Game? Come in for a fresh eyeball leeching this weekend! If you wear a football jersey, we’ll give you 15% off your total!

O’BRIEN UNIVERSITY
We’re thrilled to announce that we’re clearing out the library this weekend. No students will be admitted for academic purposes, beginning Friday at 5 pm. On Sunday, we’ll be showing THE BIG GAME on our brand new 98-inch television! Free Taco Bell Volcano Tacos to the first 50 students in line.

VALUE.COM
The Big Game. Turn It On.

Our First T-Shirt!

OBUTeeWe’re thrilled to announce that we’re selling our first ever t-shirt at Teespring.com! Your window to buy is between now and February 7th.

This inaugural shirt was created in honor of famed learning institution O’Brien University. OBU features a ton of great majors, as well as courses led by esteemed faculty members.

There’s no better way to show your FIGHTING ZEBRA pride than in this elegant OBU t-shirt, which is available in both men’s and women’s cuts.

Be sure to buy one — or two, or ten — today!

Apply to O’Brien University!

As many of you know, our good friends at O’Brien University are frequent sponsors of JohnAndNick.com. Naturally, a lot of our readers who love both (a) comedy writing and (b) secondary education eventually ask us: “Hey, dudes, how can we apply to O’Brien University? I can’t find their web site. It’s like they don’t even exist.”

What a silly thought. They totally exist! And to prove it, we’re doing them a favor. Without any prompting on their part, and nary a cent of payment, we’re sharing the O’Brien University application here on our site. You can view it below, or click the link at the bottom of this post to download.

As two proud OBU alums, we hope you’ll apply. Go Zebras!

OBU

Download PDF